Proceed with Freaking Out!!!

Hey, I blog. I'm kinda funny sometimes. So...yeah enjoy 🍪


penissociety:

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isnt that breaking bad lore


nr1chuufan:

Who up & searching for a sense of belonging


fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

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abductedentity:

lunac-witchcraft:

abductedentity:

lunac-witchcraft:

abductedentity:

itswalky:

cubejello:

writing-prompt-s:

You are suddenly able to see numbers above people’s heads which are counting down and you have no idea why. One person you meet reaches 0 and…

Hands you a ravioli from their back pocket. The numbers. It’s a ravioli countdown. You are the ravioli receiver.

but do i really want pocket ravioli

you have no choice. you were chosen as the sole ravioli receiver. you phsically cannot decline.

What happens if I am not there at 0 to receive the ravioli?

you receive the ravioli 

How?! How can they hand it to me? If I am not there?
Do their arms nyoom out of no where and hand me ravioli?
Must I constantly be receiving ravioli every second or do I have pauses between ravioli?
Am I buried in a mound of ravioli?

the ravioli

is yours


kaliforhnia:

It sucks how the people i used to be friends have completely forgotten about me, no saying bye at all, no telling me why they don’t wanna friends with me anymore must be nice to completely shut off your feelings and pretend i never existed.