Proceed with freaking out!!!

The name's Aleah, welcome to the madness. ASK ME STUFF humans (or whatever you are)....that's it...enjoy what is below. (Wink wink that's what he said)


urtube:

j6:

urtube:

*Looks at clouds* Stop throwing shade

*Looks at post* Stop being so bad

*Looks at you* Shut up


Have you seen that episode where...
I have seen every episode, go on

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture

pribunny:

sixpenceee:

Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

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JESUS BLOODY CHRIST


Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about a person you don’t like.
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(Source: keepitfr3sh)


eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

(Source: eclecticpandas)


sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*